imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
I knew there was a reason I got out of bed this morning
tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
Taurus: Artsy Kids
Gemini: Debate Club Captain
Leo: Drama Club
Capricorn: Advanced Placement Scholar
Aquarius: Band Geek
maybe homestuck’s already ended
maybe our dream bubbles are just letting us relive it while it was updating
maybe a green time demon will disintegrate us at the end of act 7 once it ends again for the last time
in the mass confusion and hysteria following 21 days with no updates, homestuck fans begin questioning not only the existence of updates but their own existence
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
there is still injustice in this world
So I was walking around campus and I found this on the sewer drain outside my dorm.
"So… what do I do with a zombie posse?”
"Have you tried teaching them Thriller?"
The evolution of answering “what time is it?”
"Time to get a watch XD"
"T̨̹̲̖͚̫̩͈i͍̰̜m̳̩̩̲̼̫̭e̵̲̻̻̼̟̱ ͏͍͉͔̪t̵̝̺o g̢̮̖̦è͈̰͍͈͓̟t̟̮͚̻̤͓̠̀ ̻̼̻c̬͟r̸͙̻̮̩ea̺̲̰̤̬͚͠ͅt̙̹̟ì̟v̳͓͖̺̀ȩ̫̼.̢"
SWEAT JOKES *jazz hands*