aaliyah1979-2001:

i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it

clanked:

a message i never thought i’d have to send

motherfucking-miracles-bro:

Thii2 ii2 the troll poliice! You have the riight to- … God dammiit Terezii not agaiin!

Trollcop!Sollux: me

Trollcop!Terezi: Fejc

cameraman: Marvi

(We had to make this gif into two parts, because of stupid tumblr size limits. If you want to see the gif whole, just click here!)

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

vinebox:

Leggo

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

johnathanwall:

where are they now

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

my bus is so late today i just saw it pass by to the place it passes by before my house and its so late i hope something happens to it so that i dont have to go to school after all

zevri:

An older woman warrior lady who is in the middle of combat but she is so thoroughly unimpressed by her opponents she just calls her kids or grandkids right there to see how they’re doing

There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.
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